bethanlouisec:

Am I the only one who really hates that moment when you’re in bed and you’re too hot.

You’re no longer under your duvet.

Clothes? Nope, gone ages ago.

You think oh I know, I’ll open the window! That’ll help!

So you get up, you go to the window and

THE WINDOW IS ALREADY AS FAR OPEN AS IT WILL GO

EVEN THE TINY ONE IS OPEN

AND YOU THINK WELL DAMN

Guess I’ll just melt then.

Sauce a la me.

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Fucking summer time

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

anesthesia is a hell of a drug, man

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gorlt:

stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke

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