Am I the only one who really hates that moment when you’re in bed and you’re too hot.
You’re no longer under your duvet.
Clothes? Nope, gone ages ago.
You think oh I know, I’ll open the window! That’ll help!
So you get up, you go to the window and
THE WINDOW IS ALREADY AS FAR OPEN AS IT WILL GO
EVEN THE TINY ONE IS OPEN
AND YOU THINK WELL DAMN
Guess I’ll just melt then.
Sauce a la me.